Caliope's Moment

caliope here and my pernament bear little frances we are bed bears we live on a bed or on a syde table or somtimes on the floor wen the bed is beeing used we must always stay inthe bedroom but thatss ok cos we like our job the drama queen still hasnot recovered from yesterday ween she said a swan attaked her and ate her chips so little frances and i quickly slipped out of the bedroom and tried to work the laptop and write a message like rebel does she is so bossy and says we cant so i think we can. goodbye from megoodbye from little frances too xx

Huge Day

Yummy Fish n Chips

Hi Bearkind.

Incredible day today - had myself a little fish n chips picnic down by the River.

Along came ferocious... huge... and nasty black swans. Stole my picnic rug and then ate ALL my food! I'm devastated! Still shaking. Yours in terror, Rebel.

Nasty Chip Stealing Swan

P.S. I'm thinking I'll have to hand this matter over to Bears (Be Enraged And Retaliate Silly)

My Trip to the Eye Doc

Hi again,
Wasn't too impressed with my visit to the Optometrist yesterday. No way. He looked at me like I was from outer space.... My human had a few words to him such as "discrimination to bears" and after a while he showed me into his office. I mean, where did he think I could go to get my eyes fixed? Anyway, got it all done but wasn't impressed with his bad breath - whoah!!!! Glad to get out of there, could bearly contain myself if you know what I mean. Till next time, cheerio, Rebel. Here's me in my new specs

First Post on First Blog ... Ever!

Welcome to my blog. I never know what will appear on these pages because my life can go in many directions. One day I'm off travelling with my owner and her hubby, next it's scrabbling around in the garden. Perhaps cleaning off excess honey from my paws which accidentally get caught in the jar..... or, I could be magically swept up into the world of glitz, glamour and adventure.  Who knows. What will be will be. Cheers, Rebel.