Arrrrrrr, i be Wenchbear Rebs

ahoy all ye landlubbers - be hearty and know i am a pirate of the high lakes... lifting anchor and joining those fearsome pirates Baron Rob Brown Beard, an Grayum Farting Cutlass over at Bob T Bear (esq.)'s Talk Like a Pirate Day

thars all be a lot of fun and games going on there... my timbers are a'shiverin'  

Wenchbear Rebs ^O^ xx

Some more renovating (not so happy) pics!

I did a real good job helping.
So good, that, from now on, I'm allowed to work the drill.  I'm The Official Drill Worker.
True.
Really.
Well, sometimes.
Ok... only when my human man is around.
Um... well, not really.  I guess I was fibbin'.  But I did it once - and here's my picture to prove it:

My humans won't let me near the Sugar Soap anymore either.

I was thirsty.  The bottle label readed 'S U G A R' - so I poured a drink. 

I got soooooo sick they had to take me to the Bears Hospital for Sick Bears

That's why I've been away for a while!
I'm all better now.
^O^ Rebs xx

Shocking Revelation. Census Discrinimates Against Bears !!!

Calling all Bears.  This is very important.  I have found a very wrong thing.

It started like this.  I sat down with my human man to do our Census form on the computer.  

There was a rude shock awakening for me !!

The government did not include boxes for bears to tick.  It was a terrible shock on me.  My arms went up in a feeling of disbelief.  You can see in the photo of my disbelief feeling.

We bears are being discrinimated on.
We exist and we have feelings.
^O^ Rebs xx

FINALLY I am allowed back !!!!

Hi  - after a lot of whining and shuffling of my cute furry pawfeet and sending sad looks to my human lady, she turned on the little laptop computer-for-bears-only and here I am back on my blog again.  I've been stuck on her office table for ages and ages, with just a lot of dumb books for company!

Today is an important day. My humans started "Renovations".  I'm not really sure what that means, but there's a list on the frig door and it's long.  Whenever they talk about "Renovations", they both look at the list.  Anyway, I was told that I could help as long as I didn't get into trouble.

???? trouble .... me?????

I went into the "Renovations" room and had a look around.

I had just been over visiting Buttons' blog and saw how brave he was climbing up that huge ladder to the very toppest part of the roof.  I decided I would be brave and try to climb this small ladder. I found a safety hat ... just in case.  

Wow - I don't feel brave at all.  It's scary. I just hung on and yelled and yelled.

No one heard me, although I did hear laughing down in the kitchen. 

In the end, I gave up yelling and decided to jump into the bag of torn off bits of wallpaper.  I remembered Jerry and Ben saying that if I ever jumped off anything, I should make sure there was something soft to land on. This was soft!  

I'm safe. Phew.

Now I've just got to go and comb my fur and make sure my beautiful eyelashes didn't get all mussed up.

Bye for now,  Rebs ^O^ xx  

It's Ok - it is not a spider photo

Here is another photo. Do not be scared. It is not a spider. It is the eyelashes on the left side of my face. The ones on the right side are beautiful too, but these are the best.

Even bears have to obey the rules

Rule # 1: It's important to buckle up 
when you're in a car

 Rule # 2: When you have games like 
"hiding in the sun visor", you 
must always make sure the 
visor stays up

Rule # 3: When hanging upside-down 
from the sun visor, only do it on the
passenger's side, never the driver's

Rule # 5: When you are driving, and
you cannot see over the steering
wheel, it is ok to ask the
passenger to tell you where to go

Guess who I am

Hi... this is a guessing thing.  Here's some clues.  I'm a bit late... um.... over a whole week late (but that's because my human lady reckoned she needed a break from her blog, so I had to take a break too!).
The other clue is that I'm not scary.  I'm pretty nice.  Can you guess?

Yay.... I'm the Easter Bunny

Uh Oh.  This is a double trick..... because I'm not the Easter Bunny.  

It's me, Rebel

Yukky Bean Bags!

I was asked by my human lady to sit on one of the bean bags they'd just finished making, so she could take a picture.

Well, of course I refused.... what am I a "Bean Bag Model"--- nah!   Anyway, she ordered me to sit on one and, well, look what happened. I got sunk into it.  Serves them right for being mean to me!

Another picture ... a scary one!

I am still being a photographer for my new career and here is my next picture.  It's called Scary Spidey Legs.

I'm back. My broken heart has healed. Now I'm moving on.....

Hi. Thanks for coming back. I've been moping around for ages. See,  I ended up falling in love with that great big lump of a Vinnie. But he done me wrong. It's all water under the bridge now, so I'm getting on with my life. Moving on.  I'm a new bear now and have a new career.  Read on.....

My human has got a new
camera, so she said I
could have her old one.

 I've decided to become a
Photographer.

My First Photo .... Yay!
Oh, I'm good.

Merry Christmas

I was forced to sit so close to Vinnie
but, other than that we all had fun
making our Christmas picture

Christmas pic - in the rain!

aw heck.... been told to pose for a Christmas pic and the rain starts - again!

I'm back home for Christmas... but what a shock!

Ok, well, I'm back.

Got greeted by this new guy, Vinnie, sitting in my chair. Large as life as if he owned the place.

Not too happy. What were my humans thinking! 

He's sort of good looking I guess. His nose is a nice shape..... but..... heck!   What's a bear to do - I come home ready to be all nice and cheery for Christmas, expecting a rousing reception and all I get is "Oh, hi Rebel you're back - meet Vinnie".   I just don't know what to think!! 

His ears are soooo big and round and kind of flop in
a cute way when he talks.

I'll definitely be gone for some time !!

My visit to the island aquarium

I'm on holiday and may be gone for some time !!!

A little stroll through the rainforest after lunch

The Movie is Breaking all Known Box Office Records!!

Well, the movie has had it's premiere and it's breaking all known box office records!!
Antony and I were the toast of Bearsville.
Ah, being famous is so wonderful, I feel I'm a legend in my own mind.

Us receiving congratulations
at the After Movie Party !!

A Special Preview of a Promo - finally!!

Coming to a Theatre near you

Hi, I've been totally and absolutely flat-out with rehearsals these past few days, but just had to share with everyone the latest news that has hit the town here.  It's all about ME !!  

Oh, and, Antony gets a mention too ;-) 

The film is going well. The bears in charge treat me quite well - the honey's not up to scratch.  I knew I should have brought supplies from home... in fact, I think I'll email my humans tonight and get them to organise a delivery for me.  Other than that it's all good.  

Oh, yes, one other thing.  I've been told I might be able to do an early release of the film's promo piece on this very blog -  how good is that.  So, I'll keep my paws crossed for that. In the meantime, have a read:

BEARLY ENTERTAINMENT NEWS
Film Reviews, Gossip, Entertainment News, Features, Events, Bears in the News, Celebears, Charts, Opinions, Topics, Photos, Videos, Hot Topics, Archives, TV, Film
HOT NEW STARLET HITS THE SCREEN: (Rebel shown here in full costume as Bellavista in her new film Dawn) A Rarely serious Film Company production  (International Sales) Youthful, unrequited love is portrayed in a gothic setting. This tender understated romancer touches the heart with a disarming, almost stealthy,   sweetness.  Almost certainly based on the popular Twilight series of films this film debut for Rebel Bear is a perfect venue for her incredible capacity to overact and portray a multitude of emotions with just one interminable glance.	Rebel plays the angst ridden Bellavista to the utmost. Rebel’s moodily handsome, lovelorn, vampire love interest in the film (Tedward) is portrayed  by none other than Crazy Antony.  Antony shot to fame during the recent Shoebunkum Saga which held the headlines for some time. Crazy Antony, shown here in his vampire make-up, simply oozes the timeless, dark, brooding persona of his film character, Tedward. “To be acting with Rebel will be a dream fulfilled”  said Antony.  Rebel was quoted as saying  that she’d be happy for Antony to share a small part of the screen with her.

I'm going to be a Movie Star !!

Am just so beside myself with extreme excitement !!


If you've kept up with the latest "Bearly  Entertainment News", you'll see I mentioned about the possibility of me starring in a  gothicbear movie.  When I wrote that, I was in a hoping-like-mad-it-would-come-true kind of mood, but, YAY it will come true. 


I can tell you a lot more about it very, very soon. Promise.  In the meantime, I'm off to get some beauty sleep now, and tomorrow I'll be getting my fur brushed and my claws clipped and shaped in readiness. Oh, and probably my beautiful eyelashes will need a little bit of extra curling. 


Goodnight :)


P.S. In case anyone is wondering, I'm doing this post in gothic tones - got to start getting into the zone eh.  Oh, I'm so excited - I shall be such an incredible actress !!  
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I'm a power-load (if you know what I mean) ... at Bearillo's Gym

Off to Bearillo's Gym to put in some serious treaddy time. 


Beary proud of myself too, can now keep my steps in time to the Accy Daccy bears....

T.N.T. oi  oi  oi

T.N.T. oi  oi  oi

T.N.T. oi  oi  oi

T.N.T. oi  oi  oi 

Here I am at Bearillo's Gym -

reading the rules, and

ready to drop some serious bear sweat.

Got to warm up first ....  up 2, 3

oi  oi  oi

Whoa, slow down a 

bit there girlfriend !

Phew

Time for a well earned morning break

(a little bit of what you like....)

Bearillo would like to thank Pogo for the construction, supply and installation of all the exercise equipment for his Gym.  Pogo may be contacted any time throughout the non-hibernation period via Grizzly